Something seems to be wronnnggggggggggggggggg. Youure not suurre what becauuse becauuse itsall its allll tooooooooo confusingggggggggg. Ifffff yoouu couulddddd onlyyyy clearrrrrr yourrrr headddddd. You tryy some olldddd magicccc tooooo clearrr yourrrr headdddd. Ittt mayyy backkkfirrrrre.... 

    Isssss todayyy an odd day on the calendarrr or an even day

Something is VERY Wrong