Pigsley

PIGSLEY is a cozy little village with friendly people and round, little houses. The stubby little rows of houses converge on the village square where a gaily decorated gazebo stands. In the gazebo a German band is playing a lullaby. A deserted  stairwell partially concealed by shrubbery is behind the music stand. 

You decide to...
    push thru the bushes and cobwebs and go down the stairwell
    go north to a sign that says HOOSEGOW
    go to the PIGACOMBS
    take Fledermaus road
    look around Pigsley some more

Or you can take the road which forks to the...
    Southeast South or Southwest